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Summer tour, July 2022 – Part One – Oban (well, NEAR Oban!)

#The road less travelled – above the east shores of Loch Ness

In uncertain times, it often takes a leap of faith to reap reward. As we come out the other side of the Pandemic, one part of the hangover we are suffering is the increase of Stay-cationers. There are far more campervans and motorhomes on the roads, and people, quite rightly, want to use them to holiday in. I decided therefore way back in January, that decisive and optimistic action was required – I planned to book up our summer holiday destination(s) in order to guarantee success! So, plans were made, an itinerary organised, and an epic road trip adventure was planned for summer 2022.

I wanted to get back to basics, to an extent in any case. Although it was very comfortable, having our drive-away awning and all the accessories this affords – extra space with carpet, outdoor kitchen pod, toaster (yes, toaster!) and somewhere else to sit other than the confines of the van – it does become a major exercise, pitching and striking camp. This takes us a bit away from the whole “just get in and go” vibe that campervans personify. So, it was decided we would try without the awning and extras, and opted instead for a sun canopy only, and I was able to leave behind such items as extra pegs, awning carpet, cador strip to join awning to van, and more. If we packed carefully we could manage with just the kitchen pod and food storage box in the back, as everything else (bedding and clothes etc) would fit in the storage we had.

Sleeping bags and pillows rolled into the fitted sheet and lived on the rear of the seat covered in a blanket. This proved ideal, and a doddle to roll out or put away each day. This meant the storage created in the back of the seats was free for clothes, shoes and essentials. Under the bed storage had the usual – table, kettle, heater (just in case), tools (also just in case!)and folding chairs. The canopy and pegs etc lives in the extra storage at the back, and either side of the bed area at the rear holds hookup cable, spare fluids, spare shoes etc. Sorted!!

Destination 1 – Oban, by the scenic route

Western Ferries on a quiet Sunday morning crossing to Dunoon

We had planned a bit of an epic, with a total of five campsites booked, each for two nights. This was the longest trip we have taken by 3 days, and it was exciting to be setting off on such a big trip. Camp One would be the Camping and Caravan Club site near Oban. I say near Oban, it’s actually 13 miles away, and takes half an hour to get to Oban from. I ambitiously had a circuitous route planned, partly to avoid the Loch Lomond traffic, but also the journey is part of the holiday in a Bongo – no hurry, and a good view of the scenery from an elevated driving position. I filled up – well, very nearly full, but the “Pay at the pump” automatically cut out at £99, which I reckon was around 3 or 4 litres short of full. We headed up the coast from Asda at Ardrossan, the short hop to The Cloch and McInroy’s Point, the Western Ferries terminal, just as the ferry was arriving! It was a pleasant sail across to Hunter’s Quay outside Dunoon, and a few miles from the village we turned off onto the B836, which would wind it’s way eventually to join the A886 at Auchenbreck. A right turn and on to turn left onto the A8003, through Tighnabruaich and on to catch another ferry. One of the shortest crossings on the Cal-Mac rosta, from Portavadie on one side of Loch Fyne where it enters the sea, to Tarbert on the Kintyre Peninsula.

We stopped here for lunch.

The mighty Loch Fyne
The ferry to Tarbert
Tarbert in the showers, still beautiful

Tarbert was very busy. There was a Sunday market on, with fairground type stalls for the youngsters, music playing, and loads of yachty-types wandering the harbour. We ended up at the Marine Bistro, however there were no tables, so we ordered to go (we happen to have a travelling dining room all of our own!) and waited outside. A few showers and about 15 minutes later, our food arrived, and we scurried to the van. Some tasty wraps with salad, a tray-bake each and a hot drink. Sorted! We ate gratefully, tidied up, and headed off once more. The second leg would take us toward Ardrishaig, Lochgilphead and on to Craobh. This route, the A816, was stunning, as it wound up away from the rocky shore, to descend again into a quiet and sheltered cove, which repeated as we went. The road was reminiscent of a roller coaster to be fair, and Lorraine was turning a bit green, being the passenger not driver. We stopped for a bit of fresh air and scenery.

Calm waters, but a brooding sky, with rain never far away.

We rejoined the road, heading beyond Loch Feochan, Kilmelford and reached Oban. We headed to Tesco for supplies for the next few days, which would mean if we wanted to stay at the campsite, we could. We then drove the final stage, through Oban, on to cross the Connel Straights over the incredible Loch Etive, which wanders ever inland, many miles before reaching Gualachulain at it’s head. One day I would love to potter around these massive lochs, and root out some wild camping spots. But that will be another trip! We crossed the Connel Bridge and drove the last dozen miles to our campsite at Barcaldine on the A828. Check-in was easy – the warden came out as we pulled up, and we had the choice of a couple of spacious, level pitches. We parked up and elevated the Auto Free Top roof. What a beautiful campsite!

“Oban” campsite, actually at Barcaldine 13 miles away

We got a lovely walk in before the rain came down, there are forest walks right from the campsite. After exploring here, we decided it was dinner time, and we tucked in to a couple of dried meals, with sides we had bought in Oban of salad and I cracked open a beer. It had been a brilliant trip, I was pleased with the route chosen. Although we had covered only an extra dozen or so miles difference (thanks in part to two ferry crossings, mind you)from taking the “normal” route to Oban, the differences were striking. Not once did we get stuck in traffic, and these less-travelled roads are at times breath-takingly beautiful.

Day two saw us up sticks around 11am (the rain was fairly constant this morning)and head for Oban. We planned to wander the town, have a bite in a cafe, and if it dried up a bit, perhaps head to Dunstaffnage castle for a bit of culture. we did all of those things, as the day gradually improved and the sun came out. Oban was, as always, bustling with tourists, being the gateway to the Isles, but we enjoyed walking round the harbour and along the shopping street. We came on The Oban Fish and Chip Shop…. and opted for exactly that! Well, sausage and chips, at least – after all, it was only just over an hour since breakfast! The food was fresh and tasty, highly recommended.

Oban from the pier

We found an ice cream shop, and decided as we had done the chippy, we kinda had to do the ice creams too! As we wandered back toward the car park, we came on the Oban Museum, and went in for a nosey. What an Aladdin’s cave of memorabilia from the town’s history. War displays, ship models galore, model aircraft of every kind in particular the flying boats that used Oban’s sheltered bay as haven during the war. A cine projector, fishery items, and all sorts of artefacts. Also well worth a visit, and free of charge (donations welcome).

Vintage cine projector from the cinema in Oban
Oban from the north promenade

The weather was improving all the time, so we decided to visit Dunstaffnage on the way back to the campsite. What a formidable castle! Ideally located on a volcanic plug, it’s easy to imagine it in the 13th and 14th centuries, before the forests grew around it on it’s peninsula. We wandered it’s towers and halls, strolled around the courtyard imagining it in it’s glory.

Approach to Dunstaffnage Castle
The courtyard, showing evidence of constant modifications through time
Ruins of the nearby Abbey, established in the 12th century along with the main castle

We headed back to the van, and wandered back to the campsite. The sun was out now, so we decided a walk before dinner would finish the day nicely. We headed the other way on the forest trails nearby, a most enjoyable walk of an hour or so.

Walks in the forest, right from the campsite
Fairy gorge, beautiful shades of green light

Back at the van, we felt we had crammed quite a bit in to our short stay at not-Oban. The weather had not been too kind, but it didn’t deter us. The campsite and facilities were first class, and we would stop here again for sure. We ate, and talked over what we might do on the way to our next stop-over, a firm favourite of ours, Dingwall. I had the route planned once more, and although certainly not direct, it would hopefully be as scenic as we had experienced thus far.

To be continued in Part Two…..

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When I met Ali

Ali Bongo at the summit of the Bealach na Ba, the road over the mountain to Applecross.

Ali Bongo’s Adventures – the continuing saga of a man and his Bongo

Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken.

— Oscar Wilde.

So, I was first introduced to Ali Bongo ( he wasn’t called that back then!) back in August 2018. A long-held longing for a campervan, my approaching 54th birthday, and an annoying habit of browsing facebook Marketplace, had me seriously considering going to look at an old campervan, a Mazda Bongo, whatever that was, locally. The guy lived in Kilmarnock, just up the road 20 minutes from here. He was looking for £4k for this thing, which didn’t sound ridiculous, certainly compared to VWs, and I was intrigued by the fact that it was an import, from Japan. Mazda never marketed the Bongo here in the UK, for some reason. So, I asked Lorraine, my long suffering wife, if she might come with me, and have a look over this old van with me. Surprisingly, there were no raised eyebrows, or derisory comments….could this be a good omen? So, I contacted Wullie – the guy selling the van – and arranged to go along on Sunday afternoon to have a nosey round the van. I don’t know what I expected to happen, honestly. I had no preconceptions, having never seen one of these before. The attractions were the locality, the price, the photos didn’t look too bad, and the grey import thing was appealing.

I had no idea that I would be setting in motion an attachment that would be this strong!

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Summer tour, July 2022 – Part Five – Aberlour to Scone

The definitive “road less travelled!”

We rose early on our last day in Aberlour – the strong sunshine found it’s way through every gap in the window screens, and the bright green tent of the pop-top seems to glow in the low morning light. It was 7am. There wasn’t a sound outside – this really was the absolute definition of peace and quiet, this campsite, and I am certain we will re-visit in the future. Due to our early rise, we were in no need of rushing around, and we had a leisurely breakfast before showering, then packing away the luggage and unplugging the hook-up cable. We really were becoming expert at this! Even being leisurely, we were chocks-away for 9am, and I looked forward to the rather circuitous route I had planned for our journey to Scone.

We drove slowly round the campsite for one last look, and exchanged waves with a few folk up and about. We got a big farewell wave from the warden – an absolute gent who worked tirelessly all the time we were there to ensure the site was in tip-top condition and spotless clean. We turned right out the entrance towards Aberlour, and drove through the town again, following the A95 in the direction of Grantown on Spey, another firm favourite of ours as a destination. Before reaching the town, I turned off onto the old military road we had followed in other parts of the trip, originally built by General Wade in the 1700s, there are many hundreds of miles of roads directly following the ancient routes. This stretch took us through some beautiful forest, and is marked the A939. We passed through Tomintoul, one of the many famous Speyside distilleries on the Speyside Whisky Trail (on the bucket list, but for another trip!), and over The Lecht summit, one of two big ski resorts we would pass today. The steep winding road was all taken in Ali Bongo’s stride, and we crested to some incredible views, before dropping steeply once more toward Cockbridge at the foot of the pass.

A handy lay-by on the A939.

We pottered along, taking in the views, now back in forested river valleys as we headed on our way. We reached Gairnshiel Lodge, and I turned off the A-road and followed the B976, our original route had turned now eastward, so this was the road for us. We headed south and west, and reached the A93 at Crathie, and Balmoral Castle. The scenery on this route is stunning, huge mature pines, majestic mountain backdrop, and the river Dee always present. We reached another famous town in this area, Braemar, home of the Braemar Highland Games, and there is a big arena in the town where this important event takes place. We stopped, but briefly, only to use the public toilets. We have spent time here on previous trips though, and if our preferred watering hole had been open we might well have had a toastie for brunch. It wasn’t, so we climbed aboard once more, and continued on the A93, always south and west.

Beautiful mature forest.

Now the road travels over the next mountain pass in the ski resort area of Speyside / Deeside, Glenshee, and the winding road affords the driver little opportunity to build up any momentum for the climb. The views though…. we stopped in a handy lay-by for a brew and some fresh air, it was still very warm.

Wide open spaces of the approach to Glenshee
Crisp and clear, Clunie Water, heading toward it’s merger with the Dee

It was very pleasant, sat here admiring the views, and we were reluctant to climb inside again, but we did, headed over the Devil’s Elbow summit, and descended again to Spittal of Glenshee at the foot of the hills. The now rural landscape was in stark contrast to the open moors and mountains we had just passed through, and the fertile soils of this area were put to good use, it seemed. Winding on, the road eventually reaches the town of Blairgowrie. Lorraine and I stayed here on our honeymoon, in a luxury log cabin, and we still fondly remember the town. It was very busy today, and everyone looked pleased to be enjoying the summer weather.

I had decided to again take a less than direct route to our eventual destination, and now headed for Dunkeld on the A923. This is another favourite road of mine, passing several fishing lochs and large country houses, the display of Victorian wealth obvious. All these places owe the railways’ arrival for the Victorian patronage and development, from Grantown to Perth, and the industrious wealthy landowners tried to outdo each other with their large and impressive homes in the country. We reached Dunkeld, also full of people strolling in the sunshine, and passed through to reach the A9 at Birnam a short distance further on. Here we turned south toward Perth, where we planned to shop for supplies at the large Asda store on the roadside. We reached the usually-snarled Inveralmond roundabout without much delay at all. In fact, the traffic was surprisingly light, and we gratefully negotiated the roundabout and headed in to Perth on the A912. We turned in at Asda, stocked up, and headed the last part of the journey through the city, over the Tay and north a short way to Scone racecourse and the campsite beyond.

I was a little apprehensive about my choice here, as this is much more a touristy a destination, so close to Perth, and the large campsite was pretty busy. But, the staff were cheery and helpful, and we were shown to a huge pitch, not too far from the facilities, which were immaculate. We set up our camp.

Pitched up at Scone campsite.

We continued our recent habit of an al fresco dinner, under the sun canopy as it was pretty warm, and this provided some welcome shade. A salad, with cold flavoured chicken went down well, followed by some nice chilled beer and peanuts. There was a hotel and restaurant at the entrance to the campsite, serving the racecourse next door, and ordinarily we would have gone here for food. However it was exclusively booked for the duration of our stay for a large wedding reception, so we would be forced to self-cater. This was fine, but as we were on holiday, we might have treated ourselves one last time.

We breakfasted next morning on bagels and cream cheese, and decided we were not in the mood to drive anywhere. In the information centre on site, there were maps and route plans for a couple of decent walks along side the Tay, so we took a copy, and set off. It was very humid, and thundery, and every now and then the slightest of rain fell, drying almost before it hit the parched ground. It certainly looked like this part of the country hadn’t seen much rain – unlike the north west and Poolewe. The walk was pleasant and peaceful, and we reached the mighty Tay.

The river Tay

Following the guide, we turned north and for a time stayed next to the river, passing a few fishermen on the way. The path then swung landward and climbed through some woodland to turn between fields of potatoes and grain. Huge expanses of both stretched to the horizons, and a pump station was irrigating the potato fields from the river. It’s worth mentioning the constant backdrop to this stopover, the din of earthworks, machinery reverse alarms and diesel engines. This is due to the large construction effort nearby, building a new river crossing and road, which will bypass the Inveralmond junction for through traffic and create a welcome short cut.. This works racket became almost un-noticed after a few hours, until it stopped abruptly at around 7pm each night.

Still, progress dictates it is necessary for now, and once complete this area will be relatively peaceful once more.

Rolling fields of grain crops, waving gently.
Alongside, vast fields of potatoes.

We reached a farm house and a tarmac road now, and this took us back to the road leading to the campsite. A very pleasant walk of around 3 miles in all, and we stopped for a well-earned ice cream at the campsite reception. We returned to the van, and sat under the canopy, enjoying the breeze. Presently, it was time to eat again, and we went for our picnic outdoors again, this time with pasta and sausages and a few beers. All too soon it was time to turn in, but we watched a bit of tv on the tablet before bed.

Sitting in the shade, it was just too hot in the sun!

In the morning, trying not to rush, we were still completely packed by 10am. This trip has been great for getting us into the practise of keeping things tidied away when not in use, and it really was just a case of rolling the bedding, returning the bed to travelling position, stowing the hold-alls inside the seat back and returning the kitchen pod to the floor position and lashing it down. Sorted! We had plenty of fuel, so there was no need of topping up the tank again, however I offered Lorraine one last McD’s breakfast, and we retraced our route to park up at Asda and ate in the adjacent restaurant. From there, it was just the drive home, down the A9 to Dunblane, onto the M9 past Stirling Castle to the M80, and a last toilet stop at Cumbernauld before driving through Glasgow and home via the M77 and A78. We arrived in the early afternoon, unpacking and then sat with a cuppa to reflect on an amazing trip.

Some 730 odd miles done. One near-disaster with the exhaust tail-pipe ( a replacement full exhaust is on order as I type!), five different campsites all over Scotland, some incredible scenery, every kind of weather (often all in one day!)and lots of good food. We had confirmed our love of this old van, too, and while it would be great having a bigger fridge, a microwave oven perhaps, and the ability to stand up and walk to the rear of the van without going outside, these things were not strong enough arguments for the change.

Breakfast, the lazy way!

The nimble little Bongo can go anywhere a small car can, with the obvious 2mtr height restriction in mind. It is actually quite frugal for what it is, and returned around 35mpg for the entire trip. The bed is extremely comfortable, with plenty elbow room, and the versatility I have created by utilising the space inside the seat back when in the travelling position means we have very little in the living area as we travel without our awning and accessories. This in turn means that packing up or setting up are a breeze, taking around 15 minutes in both cases.

So, once the exhaust system is replaced, some cosmetic work is in the pipeline, to keep the van looking sharp and to prolong it’s corrosion resistance. It always was a work in progress, serving the dual functions of being a holiday vehicle as well as a hobby project. I have already made a subtle modification to the rock and roll bed, by drilling some more holes for the locks to sit in, allowing three options now of seat angle and increasing the storage space within. There is always some small job to tackle, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!!

Bongo on tour!!

Thank you for reading this far, and I hope our trip has given you some inspiration and will encourage you to try taking that detour on the “road less travelled” next time. After all, the adventure is about the journey too, not just the destination. And life with a Bongo is to be taken at a gentler pace.

Safe and happy travels!!

Summer tour, July 2022 – Part Four – Inverewe, and on to Aberlour

Inverewe House and Gardens, well worth the visit

Our second day in Poolewe saw more showers early in the day, but we determined to go and visit the Gardens in any case. Depending which forecast you looked up, it might well clear up in the afternoon, so we might as well just get out and get on with it! A fine drizzle fell as we walked the mile or so from the campsite to the entrance to the grounds of Inverewe House, a National Trust of Scotland property. We are no longer members so full price, around £15 a head, was payable, but this allowed full access to the grounds and house. More information on the gardens can be found here..

https://www.visitscotland.com/info/see-do/inverewe-garden-and-estate-p255481

We wandered round the paths, among some familiar and also exotic plants and shrubs, trees from the world over too, some looked surreal. There were bamboos, lilies, and shrubs of every hue. The colours and smells were a sensory overload at times, and although there were some sections cordoned off due to winter storm damage a few years ago, the grounds were surprisingly extensive.

We also explored the house, rebuilt after a fire in the last century, originally the home of Osgood McKenzie, the creator of the Gardens. It was just like going back in time to the 1930s!

A very interesting couple of hours indeed.

We walked back to the village ( after a wee whisky purchase in the gift shop!), past the campsite, and on to the village shop. The bright sunshine was warming things up nicely now, although there looked like grey clouds blowing in from the west. We bought some additions for dinner, and made our way back to the van, just as the rain began once more. We couldn’t have timed it better!

On reflection, this campsite is slightly let down by the quality – not cleanliness – of the facilities. In fact, it looks very much untouched for many years, and the cramped cubicles and poor electric showers are very much not what we expect from a Camping and Caravan Club site. I hope this is upgraded very soon, as the location is incredible, and the site seemed pretty busy. The rain became ever heavier as the evening grew darker, and the routine of dinner, a movie and a few drinks seemed perfect.

We rose, breakfasted, showered and packed in short order, and we were on the road for 9am. Rather than retrace our steps, we opted to continue northwards, still on the A832, to Altbea, Gruinard and on to rejoin the main A835 at Corrieshalloch Gorge. This was, yet again, a very scenic drive, and the road wound first steeply uphill to avoid skirting the rocky promontories that feature heavily on this coastline , before twisting and turning sharply back down to sea level in little sheltered coves. The views as you crested these rises were stunning.

The incredible coastline near Altbea

We reached the A835, and turned once more toward Inverness. We were getting peckish again, and there really hadn’t been much choice of places for a coffee and a scone or something on the road this morning. We decided the detour to Dingwall, and Batty’s Baps was required! Not long afterward, we had devoured a couple of delicious salad rolls at one of the outside tables. we re-boarded Ali Bongo, and headed towards Inverness and the A96, which would take us east towards Elgin on our way to Aberlour. I stopped at the Tesco east of Inverness, refueled once more and we shopped for supplies again. I knew our next campsite was a few miles from the town again, and if the weather was going to be as nice as it was now, we were keen to just park up and relax.

We drove on the busy road, in our first real queue of traffic since leaving home. We eventually reached Forres, and the B9090 from here wound through the farmland of this part of Scotland, skirting the fields of grain crops. The air was dry here, and dust was kicked up from the road by our passing. It was hot now, the sun fierce, and I was glad to open the windows as we pottered along the narrow road. we wound on, reaching the village of Dallas and the unmarked road to the right which would take us to the B9102 toward Archiestown and Aberlour itself. Our journey of around 135 miles, with stops had taken most of the day, but the leisurely pace had kept us relaxed, and we were feeling very much in holiday mode now. We had been on the road now for over a week, and it felt very comfortable.

We arrived presently at Speyside Campsite.

Speyside campsite, Archiestown near Aberlour

What a beautiful, peaceful campsite. First impressions were excellent, and the warden came out to greet us with a big smile, a friendly welcome, and showed us to a choice of pitches. The actual pitches were massive, and would easily accommodate the largest motorhome. Our wee van looked very small, parked neatly in the pitch. We duly popped the roof up, set up the hook-up and kitchen, refreshed the water container and got the kettle on. This really was the most peaceful campsite we have ever visited, mature trees dotted the grounds, the facilities were spotless and spacious, and we made use of the laundry facilities to take advantage of the warm weather for drying clothes. We had actually packed enough for the entire trip, however it does no harm to replenish the clean underwear collection!

We sat out for dinner in the warm evening, soaking up the quiet atmosphere.

A picnic dinner al fresco in the sunshine of Aberlour

We stayed outside until dusk, in the end, it was just to nice to go indoors. What a stark contrast to just 24 hours ago in Poolewe, and we wondered if the weather there was like this.

The second day in Aberlour was pretty uneventful, as the good weather continued, and we opted to laze around until the late afternoon, when we de-camped and rove into Aberlour. It is worth noting that there is a walk into the town from the campsite of some two and a half miles ( it’s over six miles by the road), but we agreed it was just too hot to walk for that length of time, bearing in mind the return journey. And so, we went to the little Co-op in town, for more salad stuff and an ice cream.

Very generous pitches at Speyside campsite

Back at the campsite, and it was a repeat of the previous evening. We chatted to fellow campers, and there was even a fellow Bongonaut nearby. We swapped stories of repairs, and shared ideas of little tweaks to these amazing vans – no two alike. It felt very decadent to squander an entire day of our holiday without cramming an activity in, but we had been pretty good up to now, and the weather was just too good to waste!

Aberlour, almost deserted in the stifling heat

All too soon, it was bed time, and we turned in, although it was very hot in the van tonight. We slept fitfully in the sticky atmosphere, and rose early, keen to get up and active. It was very pleasant, sitting out for morning coffee and a bagel, before showering and packing up. We still had one more destination on this trip, and a long drive to get there, over what I think are some of the best roads in the country. We were headed for Scone, near Perth, some 135 miles by my chosen route, and a few stops planned along the way.

Aberlour will definitely be a return visit, we felt so relaxed at this campsite – helped, no doubt by the weather, of course, but the location, pitches, facilities and atmosphere were just brilliant.

I’ll cover the last stop on the trip in another post. Thanks for reading!

Summer tour, July 2022 – Part Three – Dingwall and on to Poolewe 

The Cromarty Firth, low tide, from the picnic ground near the campsite in Dingwall

Our second day in Dingwall looked promising from the outset. The weather was brightening up again, although it was a bit breezy. The campsite is nice and sheltered, though, surrounded by high fences and trees, with hedges and trees dividing the pitch areas into more intimate “streets” with, say, four pitches in them. The site is also ideally placed, quiet due to being on the edge of the town, but a ten minute walk takes you to the main street. We showered and headed straight to Batty’s Baps – a tearoom in the town we have visited before, famed for tasty home baking and excellent food all round. This morning’s breakfast rolls didn’t disappoint, either. Delicious! We also got a tray bake each for later – who could resist a mint Aero / chocolate square?

Beautiful blue skies in Dingwall

We wandered the town, even browsing in the Factory Shop, and then headed back for a cuppa and our tray bakes. We then walked round the picnic ground, the little park just along the pathway from the campsite, and round past the Army Cadets centre, past the Ross County football stadium, and back to the van. We didn’t feel inclined to do much more today, and left the van hooked up, taking another wander along the paths in the opposite direction before heading back once more to put the kettle on. We also decided we were going to revisit the Mallard pub for dinner!! Another fine feed later, and we were back again for a couple of drinks and a movie. We got the map out, and planned our route to Poolewe.

Dingwall campsite

We would be visiting Tesco again, for fuel and supplies, and I voted for a takeaway roll from Batty’s Baps for breakfast en route. I topped up the fuel tank – even if the tank had been full the previous fill-up ( which I reckon was 3 or 4 litres short, due to the £99 cut-off) it looked like Ali Bongo was averaging around 34mpg, or even better if this was a fuller tank this time. Delighted with this, for a 27 year-old diesel automatic!! We headed from Dingwall, taking the A834 through Strathpeffer, before rejoining the main A835 at Contin. Another pretty drive, through peaceful countryside, and the picturesque village of Strathpeffer. We passed through Garve, which looks very sad indeed, now the Garve Hotel is closed. Another victim of the Pandemic, it closed in 2022 and never re-opened.

Soon after Garve, I picked up the A832 to our left and turned onto it. Yet again the beauty of Scotland’s lesser travelled roads strikes you – a lovely drive, through trees, passing lochs, along glens following the wandering burns, we arrived in Achnasheen. We followed this road, now descending toward the stunning Loch Maree and Kinlochewe. The road follows the shoreline of this huge loch, and we decided to stop, to stretch the legs and take in the views. Short, light isolated showers passed briefly every so often on this day, but the air was warm, and the view of the loch from the car park at Victoria Falls was incredible.

Loch Maree
Loch Maree

We climbed aboard once more, and decided Gairloch harbour, actually the village of Charlestown, would make a good stopover spot, as today’s drive was relatively short. We arrived in the village of Charlestown presently, and parked in the first car park. We walked the length of the harbour at a leisurely pace, before coming back to Coast Coffee, a lovely little tearoom nearby. The obligatory tray bakes and hot drinks were bought, we returned to the van to enjoy. Lovely! As we were in no real hurry I wanted to have a look at a campsite that had been mentioned on the Facebook page just along the road a bit, at Sands, just along from Gairloch on the B8021. It was a cracking drive along the shoreline, the road gaining height as the beach gave way to a rocky headland, and a few miles further brought us to the campsite. It was a bit exposed, however this could be a bonus in midge-season, and it looked huge, sprawling across the clifftop and the rolling fields. Certainly much bigger than the sites we had stayed at, and much, much larger than the little site in Poolewe we were aiming for. Maybe another trip…

Gairloch, or more correctly Charlestown harbour opposite Coast Coffee shop

We turned around and rejoined the A832, turning north again, and in 5 or 6 miles reached Poolewe. The weather had turned a bit squally, and a more persistent drizzle started as we arrived. As before, our campsite warden came out to greet us with a cheery “hello!” and guided us to a lovely pitch at the highest end of the campsite with good views to the shoreline down the gentle slope before us. The down-side of this was we were as far from the toilet block as we could get, but the views made up for it (in my opinion, in any case!) and we set ourselves up – roof up, hookup cable plugged in, kettle on. We were becoming pretty adept at setting up and striking camp, and it took less than 15 minutes to get a brew on.

What a view from the window in Poolewe

We took a walk along into the village, which is very small, with only a couple of houses and a village shop, really. The rest of the local population live spread out along the coastline. As we were deciding what to do, realising the only eating possibility was a bit “artisan” for our tastes, the rain came on, properly! Although we had put on waterproofs, it was tipping down. We scurried back to the van, giving the jackets a good shake outside before rushing inside. We were soaked everywhere that wasn’t covered by the jackets, and nothing was going to dry any time soon either. Drastic action was needed! I debated getting out our small convector heater, which is perfect for spring and autumn trips, and if left on a low setting, keeps the van cosy. But it would never dry our soaking wet clothes, or drive the moisture out the air in the van. So, on went the diesel heater!

What a clever piece of kit, and I am reminded often what a transformation it makes to the comfort of our wee van. in a few minutes we were blasted by a strong airflow of dry warm air, and in less than a half hour, the condensation was driven off the windows ( I had left one open a crack to change the air), our clothes were drying nicely, and the jackets were nearly dry! Running for several hours on a litre of fuel, and producing 3kw of hot air, for around £100 including the fitting kit? Bargain! we settled in for the night now, as the rain was on more than off, watched a film, enjoyed a dried meal with salad side and a few drinks. Tomorrow we resolved to brave whatever weather was going to come at us, and visit the “world famous” Inverewe House and Gardens.

Right across the road from the campsite

We were extremely comfortable in Ali Bongo, and as we turned in I reflected on the versatility of this wee van. Happy to cruise these back roads and climb any gradient, comfortable as a day van, kitted out with mains power and charger for every home comfort required, and so easily converted into a spacious double bed, still leaving the passenger swivel-seat free, along with a narrow strip of floor at the foot of the bed. Compact enough for daily driving and parking just about anywhere: spacious enough for two people to camp in. A bit more room would be lovely, but it isn’t essential.

Inverewe House and Gardens next!

Thanks for reading this far!!

Loch Maree

Summer tour, July 2022 – Part Two – Oban to Dingwall via Loch Ness shores

Connel Bridge

Day three saw us up and about at around 07:30, and we were showered, packed and breakfasted by 09:30 – so much easier without the awning! The secret for us is to keep on top of the clutter as you go – put things away when not in use. This way it is simple enough come travelling time. Kitchen pod reinstated on the floor from it’s pitched-up position behind the driver’s seat, bedding rolled and stashed against the tailgate on the rear seat part of the bed. We were off!

We set off toward Fort William, not a familiar road for us in recent times, as we would normally be approaching from the Glencoe road. It was very picturesque, past Appin and on to Ballachulish, and the iconic bridge there over the narrow mouth of Loch Leven. We were now on the main road, the A82, however the traffic was light, and no hold ups on the way to the town. It was now late morning, and I was peckish again…always…so I persuaded Lorraine that a stop at McDonalds for a Muffin and coffee was in order. It was, as always, average, but tasty enough. Suitably refueled, we set off out of Fort William toward Spean Bridge, where we now followed the A82 right to Fort Augustus. Another pretty driving road, and the traffic was again fairly light, with only a few sets of roadworks to negotiate. We arrived at Fort Augustus and parked up for a stretch of the legs again. The sun was breaking through and the air was warming up nicely.

Pleasure boaters negotiate the locks in Fort Augustus

We walked along to the river where it leaves Loch Ness and to the set of locks which allow boats to enter the Caledonian Canal here. The pace of life on the river is slow, and they waited patiently for the water level to rise, before doing the job of tow-horse, and walking their charges through the gates to the next lock. We chatted to the boaters as we watched, and the sun finally showing up seemed to be putting everyone in an optimistic mood. We bought ice creams at the garage shop, and wandered back to the van.

Off we set, this time taking what is definitely “the road less travelled”, the B862 somewhat south of Fort Augustus, then swinging back northward towards the hills east of Loch Ness, and on to General Wade’s military road. The scenery was breath-taking.

Loch Tarff, on the B862

We pottered along the now-single track road, which reached a decent altitude over the moors, and the views opened up to the distant mountains to the north and east. As we slowly descended again, we reached the B852 and turned left onto it. This road now took us further down the hillsides, through densely forested slopes until we reached the hamlet of Falloch, and the famous Falls there. This was on my bucket list, so we stopped to walk to the viewpoint. It was now officially hot, and the sky had cleared of all but the most stubborn cloud wisps. The path was steep, and the hillside was a sheer drop off into the forests below. Lorraine was being very brave ( she doesn’t do heights at all!), and she made it all the way across the gorge, skirting the cliffs, to the best vantage point to see the Falls. The only issue was…..the complete lack of water!! Clearly there hadn’t been much rain recently, and the Falls, although an impressive height, were the merest of trickles. A bit disappointing, but the views around the forests, cliffs and gorge were stunning. It was still worth the climb down and back, but we will have to visit on a day with more rain!

The not so mighty Falls of Falloch
The views were worth the climb, though.

As part of this trip, I had wanted to stay at Loch Ness Shores campsite, just along the road from Falloch, but I just couldn’t get the dates to work out, so we will have to stay another time. We weren’t far away though, so it was worth a nosey for future reference. The road dropped steeply a few times as it took us down to Loch elevation again, and we presently reached the gravel road to the campsite. We stopped outside. It was massive, and looked very busy, but the views across the Loch were lovely, and it had a shop and cafe, so would make an excellent stop another time. I got my phone out to see how far we were from Inverness. It was only a dozen or so miles staying on the B852 until it is joined by the B862. All roads lead to Inverness! When I started the van up again, there was a loud vibration noise, unfamiliar and annoying at the same time. I hate rattles and squeaks, and had carefully eliminated everything I could when re-fitting the van recently. This one was just irritating!

I got out, and in the back, looking for the culprit. It wasn’t the bed, or the kitchen pod. It wasn’t the blinds or the windows. I got back out, and around the back to look in the tailgate…and realised it was coming from underneath. I experimentally moved the exhaust tip with my foot to see if it was vibrating against something, and it moved – too easily and too far. More poking around revealed that the back box section was becoming loose on the pipe from the engine, and it had dropped enough to sit on the anti-roll bar above the rear axle. Not good!! Un-phased, though, I reasoned that it wasn’t critical to the exhaust system, just helping to keep it quiet, and worst case, I could rip it off, tie the tail pipe up with wire or something, and we carry on, albeit with a van sounding like a Sopwith Camel! I gingerly set off toward Inverness. Maybe I could find a friendly garage that might bodge something up? Fingers crossed!

We reached Inverness without incident, the back box had decided to stay with us for a while longer. I drove down to Carsegate, an area I knew that had a few garages and tyre fitters. I stopped at one place and made enquiries. They recommended I try a small garage further along the road, Ross Garage Services. We found the place, and after talking to the head mechanic, the keys to their courtesy car were thrust in my hand, and we were pointed in the direction of the Jammy Piece, a little eatery at the canal. We drove the mile or so, realising now that we were getting repaired, that actually we were really, really hungry! We found the Jammy Piece, and decided to sit inside where it was a bit cooler than the now-baking hot sunshine. It seemed a pity not to sit outside, but I was cooking, and had left my hat and sunglasses in the van.

Just a chicken tikka sandwich….gorgeous!!

The food was delicious – well worth visiting the Jammy Piece if you are in Inverness!! We ate, then decided to stroll by the canal. This part is very near the end of the canal where it exits in the estuary, and we watched a beautiful Danish yacht skillfully negotiate the lock – not being towed through, but under power and steered by her skipper. The yacht ghosted through, and on to the canal. It was pleasant, strolling here by the peace and quiet of the canal, and we were just discussing how fortunate to find such a helpful garage, when my phone rang – the van was fixed!! I looked at my watch. It was just an hour since we had driven away in the courtesy car. Plus, we had needed a stop for food in any case, and the enforced stroll and delicious food was more than compensation for any small delay. I gratefully paid the very reasonable bill, and was shown photos of what had been done. It certainly wouldn’t be falling off on this trip! Great work!!

Beautiful yacht, sailed from Denmark
Worth keeping note of, for the future!!

We climbed aboard Ali Bongo, now without the anxiety of a possible exhaust disaster, and headed relaxed and fed toward Dingwall. We knew exactly what we were heading toward now, having stayed there on many occasions. The campsite is peaceful, and by the riverside, with lovely quiet walks toward town, and also down to the head of the Cromarty Firth where there is a lovely park and picnic area. There is a huge Tesco in town too, and it was here we headed first, to stock up again. I still had over a half tank of fuel, so it was just booze and groceries today. I would top the tank up when we were leaving in a couple of days.

A real sense of relaxation came over both of us now as we drove to the campsite and were shown to our spacious pitch. If the exhaust was the worst thing that happened this trip, then it was behind us, repaired and hadn’t really so much as slowed us down. We set up camp, and decided to head for a well-earned meal and a few drinks at The Mallard pub on the railway platform. We had eaten here last year, and the food didn’t disappoint this time either. It was very pleasant, sitting watching the tennis as we ate in the comfy booth, and as we strolled back for an early night the charm of the quiet campsite was welcoming and familiar.

Burger and chips, anyone?
Or, how about sticky toffee pudding?

We settled in, watched a film on my tablet, and turned in. We had no real plans for the next day, other than a visit to Batty’s Baps for breakfast, and we slept well.

Pitched up at Dingwall, campsite was quieter than expected.

To be continued in Part Three… Dingwall, and the road to Poolewe!

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Bongo Basics – looking after your Bongo

Unlike most cars, the Bongo hides most service items under the seats. Only the coolant and brake fluid are here (with washer bottle)

Disclaimer – I am NOT a mechanic!! Nor have I experience of anything other than the earlier diesel model of Bongo. Many items are not model specific, however you should get yourself familiar with where everything is on your van. As a minimum, I check all fluids and for leaks every time I fill up the fuel tank. I highly recommend you do the same. Please bear in mind, even if you have one of the newest models, they are at least 17 years old! And, while they may not show many signs of their age on the surface, your engine and running gear are a fair age, and back when Bongos were built, vehicle maintenance was much more frequent than nowadays. Even if you don’t do many miles, the intervals for most fluids to be changed are time OR mileage specific, and your old engine needs TLC to be in tip-top condition.

Japanese engineering is absolutely fantastic. They were way ahead of us here in the UK with regards to extensive testing of components and with engineering things to last and be reliable. A lower priority for them unfortunately was rust prevention! In Japan, they don’t use salt on icy roads, instead using volcanic ash to grit the roads, so corrosion on the scale we see here isn’t an issue. The big down-side of this is that if your Bongo isn’t professionally undersealed, and cavities in chassis and body treated for rust prevention BEFORE it sees a British winter, then it is very likely you have rust working away quietly under there. An annual clean and degrease of chassis and undercarriage, together with a fresh coat of sealant on any exposed parts (avoiding brake lines, suspension parts and drivetrain) will keep things solid.

Degreased, any flaking underseal pressure washed off, and a fresh coat of the black stuff brushed on and into every nook and cranny.

So, what about servicing? Basic oil and filters is something that most home mechanics should be able to do easily, and it’s worth just re-emphasising the short service intervals on a diesel Bongo. This engine is found in a variety of vehicles all over the world from this era, and it is normally gutsy, torquey and reliable, if a bit agricultural. It’s not like modern diesel cars at all, and revving much beyond 3500rpm won’t do much other than make more noise! For what it is, however, it is quite nippy, and despite the auto box, gentle throttle use and keeping the revs down can return nearly 35mpg on long runs. Certainly my 2WD model if driven gently can achieve this return for fuel, so I don’t expect to win the race at the traffic lights, but rather enjoy the experience of driving my beloved Bongo instead.

Under the driver’s seat (air duct removed) is power steering and automatic gearbox, plus check regularly for any leaks!!

I mentioned service intervals, and if you have the glovebox handbook for your van ( you can pick them up new on Ebay for less than £20) the intervals for most things are listed.

Engine oil – 6 months OR 5000kms – that’s only 3200 miles!! I use a good quality synthetic oil, and replace annually, which is roughly every 6000 miles.

Oil filter – 12 months OR 10,000kms – well, I change this every oil change too.

Coolant – Every two years. I wouldn’t take the chance, just give it a good flush out and replace with new ready-mixed long-life Alloy-safe coolant. IMPORTANT!! Follow the bleed procedure for the Bongo – it’s critical that the engine and cooling system is bled properly. Due to the design and the location of the engine in the middle of the van, there are some very long, bendy pipes in the cooling system, and virtually the highest point in the system is the cylinder head, where the bleed tube is attached (if you don’t know what I’m on about, please research it and learn how to do this properly, otherwise serious engine damage can result!!)

Auto transmission and filter – every two years! Your automatic gearbox is a complicated and expensive part of the drive train. Look after it and change the gearbox fluid regularly to maintain it in top order.

Brake fluid – every two years. A big job, but again, this interval is for a reason, and the brakes get extra usage on an automatic, especially one as heavy as a Bongo.

Air filter – 50,000kms – but annually isn’t going to break the bank. It’s an easy swap.

Fuel filter – 50,000kms – again, it costs about £15, and takes a few minutes, why not annually?

Fuel hoses – every 4 years!! Think about that, folks. I had an issue with a perished hose on mine, which was allowing the fuel pump to draw air. The engine cut out, and wouldn’t re-start. For a 30cm length of fuel line!! At least have a good look, trace the lines from the fuel tank to the fuel filter and pump and make sure they are flexible and in good order. Or you could end up stranded, too!

Timing belt – 100,000kms, or 60,000 miles. If you don’t know whether it’s been done before you got the van, then I would be budgeting for this in your service as well. It’s pretty straightforward, but you MUST line everything up before swapping the belt out. I didn’t want to take the chance, personally, and booked mine in to a Bongo-saavy garage for this part of the service. Total peace of mind, for 2 hours labour? Why wouldn’t you?

Passenger side has the engine oil dipstick, a good view of the alternator belts, and some coolant pipework worth checking regularly.

Glow plugs – every 50,000kms (30,000 miles). Use a good brand plug, eg NGK, it’s worth the extra few £s. If your Bongo is spluttering a bit on cold mornings, good chance at least one of the glow plugs is faulty. £40 buys a set, and a home mechanic can replace them, if you go gently and take your time. They are under the driver’s side.

Everything else is really just common sense – regular checks of brakes, at least annually, but if the van is laid up, then before it is used again. Take each wheel off, check condition of pads and discs. If you get a “wobble” when braking as you drive, then you more than likely have a warped front disc. The brake calipers are the guide-pin and slider type and all the moving parts should be inspected and cleaned, lubed up again to keep everything as it should be.

Nice new discs, pads, sliders and guide pins fitted. Brakes working perfectly!

If this list fills you with dread, then you need to find a friendly Bongo garage. Ask around of fellow owners, they usually know where a reliable mechanic can be found. And if, like me, you are happy to have a go – get stuck in!! The design of most service items is fairly basic and standard, with the obvious exception of the elaborate cooling system, and if you take your time, read up, watch videos and do your research before tackling the job, you will find it very rewarding to keep your Bongo in tip-top order.

Gearbox pan, you need to remove this to replace the fluid and get to the filter. Well worth doing every two years.

Source of everything you will ever need to know is, for me, Bongo Fury, the official Bongo(and Freda) owners’ club in the UK. Membership starts at just £15 a YEAR, and for this you have access to a massive library of “how-to” fact sheets, parts lists, and wiring diagrams, as well as a forum covering pretty much every topic you can dream up.

When you buy your Bongo it’s a good indicator of how well looked after it has been if the owner can hand over service history information, previous MOTs, garage bills etc. You can look up the previous MOT history too, and see if any advisories re-appear, or are dealt with as they are flagged. Don’t be too discouraged by previous rust repairs, if it’s been done right, it should last many years, and as they are old buses, rust repairs are inevitable, I’m afraid. Get it done professionally, get it treated to prevent new corrosion, and you can prolong your Bongo’s life dramatically.

A few hundred £s a year is not a massive amount for vehicle maintenance, and if you care about your vehicle at all, it should be a no-brainer. Everything is relative, and you should be able to avoid expensive and unplanned garage bills by taking care of the service stuff. Frequent exploration under the seats, checking fluids and looking for any leaks, or corroded pipes, is well worth doing and takes the guess-work out of any long trips you want to make. Bongos are still pretty cheap vehicles, excellent value compared to European equivalents, and it makes sense to look after them, offsetting service costs and repairs against the cost of a replacement van puts things in perspective. After all, how much would it cost, especially in today’s market, to buy another van? And, what potential issues might you buy into by replacing your van with an unknown one? Sometimes it is worth spending on the problems you know about, maintaining the van you have, rather than buy another that you don’t know whether the previous owner skimped on things, covered things up with thick underseal, body filler and paint.

Love your Bongo. It will thank you for it in the form of many happy miles, and give you that “Bongo smile”.

A Bongo in it’s natural environment – on an adventure!!
On the “road less travelled”

I hope this quick guide is of some value to new owners, and remember there is a fantastic Bongo community out there, happy to offer advice, give hints of what to look out for, and swap ideas.

Happy trails!

February in the Forest – Walkabout to Loch Dee

Beautiful and wild, a view over Loch Dee

A 3 day weekend in prospect, even with “changeable” weather and the 6 Nations rugby to watch – none of that discouraged me to take the opportunity afforded and get away to my hideaway in the Galloway Forest Park near Clatteringshaws Loch. I decided on the Friday morning that the weather was as good as it would get ( how true!), and no time like the present! I quickly sorted sleeping bag, warm clothes, walking boots and waterproofs and loaded them in the van. I set off late morning via Tesco, where I stocked up on all the essentials – cider for watching the rugby later, food (opted for a food-flask speciality later on, all will be revealed!) for later, for breakfast, and a meal deal sandwich and drink for arrival. One more stop at the filling station for an eye-watering £81 of fuel, at £1.50.9/ltr, and I was on my way.

I determined that while paying these extortionate prices now seemed the normal, I would use the trip as a health check on Ali Bongo. If I could achieve a decent fuel economy then I reasoned that there can’t be too much wrong with the auld Bongo! As a precursor to this trip, I spent an hour the previous day on and under the van seats. Firstly, I tipped the seats, checked the fluids levels – engine oil, steering fluid – and looked around for any new leaks or evidence of anything untoward. All looked good, so I started the van up and allowed to idle for 15 minutes. I popped the bonnet during this time, checking the coolant reservoir level, and filling the washer bottle up. A quick once-round of the tyres to check pressures and condition, and then lights. All good so far! Time for a wee test drive. I dropped the seats and set off on a gentle 20 minute drive.

I’m checking for how the van drives – does everything “feel” normal? Brakes? steering and suspension? Does the temperature gauge come up as normal and does the heater blow heat? All is well, so I head for the driveway once more and leaving the engine idling I tip the seats once more. Still no leaks, no fine “mist” of oil or water anywhere in my torch beam. Last job, I dip the transmission fluid, with the engine idling. Right in the middle of “High” and “Low”, perfect. Checks done, I am now satisfied my wee Bongo is in good order, and ready for an adventure! And so today, I’ve driven here listening for any weird noises or rattles, feeling how smoothly the engine pulls, and teased every mile from each precious litre of diesel!

I park up in my favourite spot. Time for lunch before a walk.

Dry for now, perfect for a walk!
Ali Bongo blends in to the forest backdrop

My Tesco Meal Deal club sandwich is now eaten, a cuppa along with it, and then I change for a walk. I’ve brought my hiking boots, to acclimatise my feet again to walking in them. It’s been a while, and I want to try to get some serious walks done this year. I opted not to wear waterproof trousers, but put on my softshell winter trousers, it was still chilly out. I pulled on a thick, warm woolly hat and my Gore tex jacket, and set off. I had no realplan, but I reckoned on 3 hours of daylight left, so 90 minutes out and back, and see where I end up. I headed in the direction of Glen Trool, several miles away, but in that direction. Firstly on tarmac, then onto the timber trails and follow the signs for National cycle route 7, takes me now in the direction of Loch Dee, so I press on in this direction. It was pretty grey, and the brisk wind had a bite to it, but I was a good temperature if I kept moving, and the walking was very pleasant. The gradients aren’t too steep on these trails, and the surface has recently been regraded, so was free from pot holes and easy underfoot. I was making good progress, and came on a sign pronouncing “Loch Dee 2 miles”. Now, I’ve seen signs like this many times, and it often feels at least twice as far to the distance declared, but I had time left before I had to turn around so I pressed on.

The long and winding road

Almost 2 miles on the dot, I crested a rise and saw the loch for the first time. I carried on a bit and found a nice bench along the lochside. I sat for 5 minutes, enjoying the peace and soaking in the views. I love the Galloway Hills, and this area has so many possibilities for walking, cycling and campervanning – made for Bongos!!

Time to head back, if I want to make it in daylight! I set off again.

Loch Dee

I now retraced my steps, pressing my pace a bit to test my legs and feet in the boots. No complaints so far! There has been some recent logging activity here, and there were a couple of huge stacks, waiting to be uplifted, by the road-side. Looking at the rings as a quick guide, this was mature timber, 30-plus years old, and some are a fair diameter. Who knows what they will end up as? I wonder….furniture? Chipboard sheeting? fencing timber? Decking? Or just fuel? It will certainly be used, and although the landscape is brutally altered when they fell the trees, they are after all a crop, and there is a cycle to the whole process. These will be replaced with new growth, and a generation from now, a good deal of the bare hillsides of today will be forest once more.

And so my thought processes wander as I walk!

Timber awaiting uplift

I was enjoying the tramp along these trails, and the miles and time passed quickly. In what seemed no time at all I was back at the tarmac and heading the last few miles to my parking spot. The skies were getting darker as I went, and it looked as though I had judged the daylight to a tee, with little to spare. I rounded the last bend, heading for the van, just as a drop or two of rain fell. Just in time!! I climbed inside, switched on the diesel heater, and filled the kettle before stripping off the boots and layers.

And the heavens opened!! I really had made it with minutes to spare, before an absolute monsoon hit my roof. I was feeling very fortunate and very lucky too!

Home in sight, just as the first spots of rain fall

The van started to heat up quickly as the diesel heater did it’s thing, and I changed into some comfy clothes for lounging about in the back. I had decided on a budget dinner tonight. Not my usual dehydrated expedition meal tonight, no! Tonight I would dine on a mugshot pasta and hot dog sausages!! I had brought my food flask, a brilliant thing, 1 litre capacity, and a wide top so you can spoon fod out easily. I made the pasta in the flask, and closed the lid to keep it hot. I then put the hotdog tin in a plastic food bag, and dropped it in the kettle, which I reboiled. I left the tin stand for about 10 minutes in the hot water, then opened it fully ( I had cracked the lid open a bit, to allow for expansion while heating) and forked the hotdogs out and into the food flask, slicing them as they went. Once in the pasta, I gave it a stir, and closed the lid for another few minutes to warm through again. Then opening the lid, I tucked in – lovely!! I tuned in to the U20s rugby on my tablet ( I use the phone as a hot spot) and settled in with a well earned cider and my tasty pasta and hotdogs. This was proper campervanning!!

Rugby, Bongo, cider, hot food. Pouring outside. Perfect!!

I was certainly tired from my walk. All that fresh air had done me the world of good, having been cooped up working indoors all week. I got the bedding out and ready, and ended up turning in quite early, around ten. I quickly fell asleep.

I woke a couple of times, as the strong wind gusts gently rocked the van, and the rain positively pressure-washed the exterior. It was fine and warm in here though, and I got back to sleep easily enough. I woke just as the sky started to lighten, around 7:30, and decided to get up. I had slept really well, my sleeping bag doing the job perfectly, not too warm or cold. I stuck the heater on while I started to put the bedding away, tip the bed back up into a seat and get dressed. The kettle went on. It was still raining outside, although now more a fine misty rain, blowing sideways on the ever-present wind. I tucked in to a porridge pot, a granola square and a couple of cups of coffee, gazing out at the forest in the growing light and enjoying just being here, warm and dry. The standing water around told the tale, it had rained hard last night!

Bongos in the mist, the fine rain blows in the stiff breeze.

I was ready to head out just before 9am, and after putting everything back where it lives for travelling, I started the van up. I switched off the diesel heater, climbed into the driver’s seat, and slowly headed for home. It had been another short trip, another very wet night, but I had thoroughly enjoyed the peace and quiet, the long walk ( just over 10 miles)and the dinner and rugby! I splashed back along the single track road to rejoin the main A 712, on to the A762 and homeward bound. The entire trip is around 120 miles for me in total, and the Bongo returned around 33-34 mpg at gentle cruising speeds.

Clatteringshaws Loch is out there, somewhere!
easily over 100 miles for the first quarter-tank. Not bad for a 27 year old truck!

As I drove back, it dawned on me that if I did ever change the Bongo to a bigger motorhome-style van, then I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the trip I had just done again. There’s no way a bigger, wider and heavier van would make it to the places I can get to in my little Bongo, and while it would provide more comforts when I parked up, maybe I had just realised that I was more attached to my wee van than I had previously thought. Maybe the freedoms I enjoyed as a Bongo driver meant more than those home comforts? I thought this over all the way home, while I parked up, while I emptied the van and washed my hiking boots. I thought about it for the rest of the day, and weekend.

I still haven’t reached a conclusion. And, until I do, and it involves something bigger, then I will carry on having Bongo adventures, carry on repairing, rust treating, and compromising. There are just so many advantages to the compact Bongo that I would be reluctant to give up any time soon. The big one being it’s ability to take me, and Lorraine, down “the road less travelled” better than anything else on the road.

Frosty Forest Pre-Christmas Overnight

Ice and frost in the Galloway Forest Park isn’t a deterrent from an overnight

Having no rugby to officiate at last weekend (18th/19th December 2021) due to cancellations, I was at an unexpected loose end, with no rough weather forecast. And so I found myself drawn to the prospect of a last pre-Christmas trip to my go-to destination. There is little packing involved, as my bedding is still stashed in the van – stock the fridge, fill the water, pack warm clothes, and we’re off! The beauty of the Bongo for short notice getaways makes it just so easy, and a quick detour to the forecourt to tank up and I was on my way.

The roads were pretty quiet until the usual bottleneck around Ayr, busy with folk out shopping trips etc, but it kept moving and we were soon heading past the hospital on the A713. The weather changed several times on the journey. One minute it was gloriously sunny and clear, then into a pea-soup fog. The rapid temperature change over the last few days, and no wind, was leaving the fog and low cloud to gather in hollows and low-lying areas. The air was dry and crisp, though, and the autumn colours were stunning in the low sunlight. I turned off at the Ken Bridge Hotel for Newton Stewart on the A712 and passed through the village of New Galloway. From here the route is called The Queen’s Way through the Galloway Forest Park, and climbs onto the high moor before weaving in to the Forest proper.

The Bongo was purring along, I had music playing, the sun was shining and the scenery is just uplifting, beautiful part of the world. I reached the mighty dams at Clatteringshaws Loch, and turned off the main road up the lochside. The low sun was painting the trees dark green and the shades of yellow through brown on the hillsides contrasted the sparkling loch. Brilliant!

Moon rise and sunset combine to create magic over the loch
Stunning, peaceful and calm

And so I reached my chosen, preferred spot. I won’t give the location away completely, but it is past the end of the tarmac, and hidden round a bend, screened for now by trees. I say for now, as the landscape in the Park changes over time. The trees are every bit as much a crop as the wheat in the fields, and as they reach maturity they are harvested. Therefore some areas are new growth, some mature woods, and some bare ground, only the stumps and brush remaining, until the shoots of new growth poke through, and the rows of little trees begin the cycle over again. Most of the mature trees around this area are down and gone, but there is healthy growth in the young trees nearby, reaching over a metre now, so in the next few years the illusion is preserved of a “natural” forest.

Parked up in the trees

The light was fading fast – it was now around 4pm – so I decided to wrap up and get some walking in before it got dark. The air was bitingly cold now, certainly well below freezing, and the distant river was the only sound as I walked the timber trails. Tendrils of fog could be seen on the far hills, dropping into the valleys as the temperature fell. This with the rising moon made for a quite magical scene. I reached the end of one trail, and headed back. It was now nearly 5pm, and it should have been completely dark, but the moonlight was replacing the fading daylight, and it never actually got dark. The cold was actually pressing around me as I walked, and the still air felt thick to walk in.

I reached the van, and climbed in, starting up the diesel heater. It was still warm enough inside after the journey, but I knew it wouldn’t be long before the cold crept in. I set to preparing my dinner – a dehydrated ready-meal, of course! – a tasty chicken tikka and rice, and had a cuppa while it reconstituted in the packet. From inside, it looked pitch-dark out, unless I turned off the lights, but the fog had reached my spot now, and there wasn’t much to see at the moment. I fitted the thermal screens to the windows and got the bedding and my warm clothing out from under the seat, then tucked in to my meal – delicious!!

Simple, tasty, filling and no washing up. What’s not to like!?

I watched a bit on the tablet for a while, lovely and cosy now the heater was doing it’s thing. Without doubt, the best value addition to my van is the diesel heater. For what I feel is a very reasonable £130 for everything I used to instal it, and a day of carefully fitting it, it completely transforms the van. Having a leisure battery is great, for lights, charging your phone or tablet, and running a fridge, but to make the van comfortable year-round it has to have heating. It’s such a basic human comfort that makes the difference between just surviving (like being in a tent, all wrapped up to stay warm, but unable to do much for the cold) and being really comfortable in your comfy seat, eating, watching a movie, and then tucking in for the night. I will say that I don’t run the heater overnight. Once tucked in for the night, there isn’t any need, and it will drain the battery in time as well. If I do wake up too cold to sleep, then I can always just hit the switch for half an hour to warm up again.

Anyway, after dinner, I decided to take a look outside again…..

Magical moonlight in the forest
Almost cartoon-like views in the fog, like being in a painting!

It was time to head indoors again, the cold was really setting in. I wondered just how cold it was, as I sat enjoying the warmth, having a few…refreshments, before turning in around 10pm. I wore extra layers and curled into my sleeping bag, soon falling soundly asleep. I woke once through the night needing the loo, and was pleasantly surprised to still be comfortably warm enough. I got back into the sleeping bag and drifted off once more. There wasn’t a sound outside other than the distant river passing over rocks.

Ice on the inside of the glass!

I woke as the first fingers of sunlight cam in under the blinds – what time was it?! Had I slept half the morning? I opened the blind, to be greeted by ice on the INSIDE of the window! I looked at the clock. It was just after 8am, and the sun had just started to rise over the farthest hills, picking out the very tips of the tallest pines nearby. I quickly chucked on shoes, hat and jacket, and went outside. Well, if it had been cold the night before, it was now positively Arctic! The air burnt the lungs going in, and made the skin on my face shrink instantly, my eyes watering – wow! The scenery, though, was absolutely stunning. The frost picked out every individual needle on every branch, every blade of grass, the whole vista was delicately tinged with white.

Winter wonderland

Time for breakfast!

I got the stove going again, kettle on, and had a coffee and a granola square. Needless to say, the diesel heater was now blasting hot air into the van, but I started the engine as well, and set the fan on full directed to the windows. I had a bit of trouble removing the thermal blinds…the suckers were trapped in the ice on the glass! So, they definitely proved effective at keeping the worst of the cold on the other side of them, and although it was cold in the van when I got up, it has felt colder. It would take a full hour, and another brew, to completely clear the windows, but I was in no hurry, and took a stroll in the still clear air again. The sunlight was now just brushing the top of the pop-top, and melting the frost from the upper branches of the surrounding trees. Beautiful.

It was an easy job, prepping the van for the journey home. I stacked all the thermal screens on the rear shelf to air, packed away the sleeping bag and pillows, plus my bag of clothes etc. I lifted down the kitchen pod again onto the floor, and strapped it in securely. And that was it. Just the stove to stow under the bed, and re-adjust the driver’s seat, and I was away. The windows were now clear, pretty much, and I turned off the diesel heater, and opened the side windows to air the cabin as I drove slowly out. I stopped frequently, taking photos and admiring the views. I passed the Forestry worker cottage, and found the occupant outside chopping firewood. We exchanged a wave as I passed on my way.

As I reached the main road again, and turned for home, I thought over my stay. It was only an overnight, and back on familiar ground on one of my go-to spots, but each visit is slightly different, and the change in the seasons brings different charms, as the scenery changes colour and the light changes from brilliant sunlight in summer, to the low, golden light of winter. Shorter days mean more time in the van, rather than exploring, but that in itself is nice sometimes. After all it’s a very comfortable place to be.

Heading home

As we approach the year-end, and the likelyhood of further restrictions to our daily lives looms large, it is more important than ever to grab the opportunity when it presents. I intend to keep the van stocked and ready to go over the winter. Who knows what is in store for us? I really hope we can carry on, socialising, playing sport and travelling. The recent times past, and the uncertainty of the future, make my wee Bongo all the more important to me, and each trip away more precious, to be savoured and remembered.

Thank you for reading this far, and for following Ali Bongo’s adventures to date! I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and I hope you are inspired to take the “road less travelled” as often as you can. I’m hoping for another wee trip during the holidays, I hope you are too?

Happy trails!

A Bonus Bongo Escape – Stealth Camp in the Forest

A waterlogged Galloway Forest Park, late October rains and flooded roads to contend with.

Last weekend ( 29th & 30th October 2021) saw an unexpected opportunity arise for a short notice micro adventure. My rugby duties were cancelled due to the pitches being waterlogged. Quite a few games had been called off, but rather than just mope around the house, by Friday afternoon I decided I was going to seize the chance of an overnight in the Forest! Very little packing was required, just my sleeping bag, pillows and a few warm clothes, so I set to organising everything, and packed the van in a few minutes. I filled the water container, stocked my mini fridge, and set off via the filling station. Unfortunately, diesel is at an all-time high, an extortionate £1.50 / litre, but this was really my only outlay for the trip other than a few food items. So, topped up, I set off, switching on the diesel heater in the rear as I went, to test it out, and warm the rear of the van.

Covered in other posts, these Chinese-made diesel heaters, closely modelled on the German-made ones, is excellent. At around £100 for the entire installation kit, and burning around 4 hrs on a litre of fuel, it really is the answer to winter off-grid camping. I pulled into a layby after around 15 miles, to do my usual checks – wheel temperature (looking for sticking brakes), no leaks etc – and switched the heater back off for now. It was extremely cosy in the back! The traffic round Ayr was it’s usual log-jam, the ring road is just over used, and any time after about 3pm is chaos. I patiently trundled along, until I reached the last roundabout and the A713, and set off, starting to relax now the road was quieter. Every mile further south brought more and more evidence of the heavy rains experienced over the last few weeks. Deep floodwater puddles crossed the road, fields were flooded all along the Doon, through Patna and beyond to Dalmellington.

My plan had been to leave the main road here, and head over to Straiton and into the western side of the Galloway Forest Park. There are several spots I know of here, down the timber roads, where a wee Bongo can park up unobtrusively, out of sight in the peaceful cordon of trees. However, this wasn’t going to work out today – the road to Straiton was closed due to the flooding! I inquired at the local filling station, and was informed that both roads from the north into Straiton, this and the road from Dalrymple, were flooded and impassable. I hoped no-one in Straiton needed an ambulance!! And so, I headed on south toward Carsphairn, St John’s town of Dalry, and Ken Bridge where I would head for Newton Stewart via New Galloway and the A712. Wow!! The entire campsite at the Ken Bridge Hotel was under about a metre of water! The adjacent fields as far as you could see in either direction were under water, and there was a decent flow from the churning river below the bridge over the road I was about to drive. I crept through the floodwater, looking down I estimate around 30cm ( a foot) of water at it’s deepest flowing over this road. No problem for the Bongo, though!

Past the Loch, into the Forest. Autumnal colours everywhere.

As I climbed from the river valley and entered the hills on the Queen’s Way, A712 through the Forest Park, things improved. There was still the occasional flood crossing the road, but we were now well above the worst hit areas. Soon, Clatteringshaws Loch came into view. At the Visitor Centre here, I counted 5 large motorhomes, all parked neatly side by side ( overnighting is permitted here), and wondered why folk are content to do this. Surely when it’s dark, with the blinds closed, any car park is much the same? Perhaps it’s due to the Bongo being so much smaller, the outside feels very much part of the experience, so someone parked close by feels obtrusive. ( We once had a tent and a firepit, just 3 mtrs away, at Sango Sands, Durness, it felt like they were inside with us! And, the fire that close made me very nervous!!) Maybe a spacious motorhome feels much more private? I passed them, driving on until I found the turnoff I was looking for.

I headed into the Forest beside the Loch.

Still waters behind the dam at Clatteringshaws

I didn’t meet anyone on this narrow road, thankfully, and after a few miles, the tar runs out, and gravel begins. The road was rutted, but not too rough, and I pressed on toward my spot. As I turned again, and then again, following the trails used by the timber lorries, it felt like I was really getting away from the crowds, and I stopped often, window down, and listened to the silence, broken only by the distant sound of the flooded river further on and below, and the whisper of the breeze in the pines. Perfect! I found the spot I had been aiming for, only to find a fire pit constructed where I would have pulled up a slight slope to level the van. I parked, had a cuppa sat in the back, then decided to press on deeper than before along the trail. About a mile further, I found what looked the perfect spot. On a bend, there was a widening of the trail, and this gave trees on basically two sides. Obscured further by the ferns and bracken, new trees sprouting already in freshly cut areas, it felt really private. As it turned out, when I left the next day, an older Transit van had parked in my original spot. I hadn’t even heard him arrive!

The perfect spot, obscured by trees and new growth.
New trees, forcing themselves through the shingle on the trail. Ali Bongo blends in well!

I checked the forecast, and put the roof up for now, so I could move around easier making my evening meal. The heater was doing it’s thing, making the van really comfortable, and I sat down to my dehydrated Chilli and Rice, with crackers and mature cheddar, red grapes and a yoghurt to finish. It was lovely and peaceful, sat looking out at the trees. Then, as I was walking the trails after my meal, the first spots of rain came on. I quickened my pace, and headed back to the sanctuary of the Bongo. I dropped the roof again. It wasn’t wet yet, but would no doubt get soaked ( it certainly would have – it was torrential through the night!) needlessly, and it would be warmer with the roof closed in any case. This is worth remembering, if you do start to feel too cold in the back, you basically have a tent up there, with no insulation from outside temperatures. If you are closing the inner roof for warmth, it makes sense to just drop the AFT as well.

I sat a while longer, watching a movie on my trusty tablet, before settling down for the night around 9:30. I elected not to fit the screens to the front windows – it was pitch dark and raining outside, and the van was facing into the trees roughly west, so no morning sunlight to be a concern – fitted the rear window screen and closed the blinds. I pulled down the rock n roll bed, unrolled my sleeping bag and turned in.

I woke twice through the night to the sound of a hundred drummers battering the AFT! It was absolutely torrential outside! Iwas so glad I had dropped the roof, no point in getting the tent soaked through. I pulled the sleeping bag over my head to dull the roar, and slept fitfully, waking again as the ferocity increased again in the early hours. I woke around dawn, bleary eyed, and realised the rain had stopped. It was now a bit chilly in the van, so I pressed the heater controller “on”, and hugged the sleeping bag until the air warmed up a bit. This doesn’t take long, and after around ten minutes it was lovely and warm in the van. I opened the windows to help clear the inevitable condensation from the damp air overnight, pushed back the bed and dressed before getting the stove out, filling the kettle, and having a double-strength coffee. I admit, I hadn’t slept much, but it was largely down to the racket of the heavy rain. I had been comfortable enough and only started to get cool by morning, as the clearer skies allowed the temperature to drop to near freezing. Perhaps I will pack earplugs for the next time!

Coffee solves most things first thing in the morning! That and a granola slice or two!!
Bongos in the mist!

After a couple of coffees, I felt a bit sharper. I completed the packing up – not much to it, as the sleeping bag, pillows and my bag all fit easily in the storage I created inside the seat back – re-secured the kitchen pod in it’s travelling position, dropped the roof I had raised while having breakfast, and started up the engine. I left the windows open in the back to allow for circulation of fresh air, and set off back up the trail, finding that Transit van parked where I had first stopped. There was further evidence of heavy rainfall everywhere, but the autumnal colours were still vibrant, and the skies looked a bit clearer to the north and west, where I was now headed homeward.

Shades of Autumn

I arrived on the A712 once more, and retraced my journey from yesterday. The floods hadn’t worsened, thankfully, so I made my way to the A713 easily enough, and turned north toward Ayr and home. It had been a trip of little sleep, but I was pleased with my new-found spot in the forest. My evening walk in the gathering dusk had shown me a few more spots too. There are many miles of these gravel timber trails in the Galloway Forest Park, some are part of the cycle network, others purely function as access for timber lorries, while some have become widely used like the Raider’s Road network nearby. It’s roughly a 2 hour drive from my home, and around 65 miles, roughly the equivalent distance to halfway up Loch Lomond-side, but it is idyllic, still largely unspoilt countryside, much less populated, and further away from Glasgow so less visited than other spots in the Central Belt. I arrived home around 11am, just 20 hours after leaving, but it genuinely feels like a weekend away.

Timber trails in the forest, logging roads.

This trip had been completely unplanned, short notice, and less than 24 hours. I used about £20 worth of fuel, and a few £s of food. Other than the racket of the rain, I was warm enough and comfortable in the Bongo, even in Autumn, thanks to the diesel heater and a good sleeping bag. The Bongo is just ideal for micro-adventures, and narrow, rutted timber trails, floods and torrential rains are all taken in it’s stride. It’s the perfect companion for “The Road Less Travelled”, and I hope to have many more like this one…..maybe with less rain!

Happy trails!

An autumn adventure in Aberdeenshire, Tarland in October

Beautiful, peaceful spot, Tarland CCC site

During the October break, and probably our last use of the awning this year, saw us revisit Tarland Camping and Caravanning site in rural Aberdeenshire. We had stayed here in May, only for two nights, so this would be a much extended stay, and definitely not as warm! We are certainly growing fond of this part of Scotland, and we will surely be back next year. When we packed a soggy awning away, had one last sweep of the campsite for anything mislaid, and set off the long way home, we agreed that had been a very relaxing week, a perfect location to decompress and recharge yourself, ready to face life once more.

Bongo and awning fit perfectly (just!) on a standard Club site pitch.
Kitchen pod, extra coolbox and even a toaster this trip! No sink, kitchen or otherwise though!
Always toasty inside, with a small 600W convector running off site hookup.
Well maintained campsite, friendly staff, well spaced pitches, and spotless toilets. Always high standards on Club sites.

Having had some extra excitement on the journey to Tarland in May, when the power steering pipe split spraying fluids all over the undersides and making the journey very stressful, I was keen to retrace the journey, with less drama! The village sits in the heart of rural Aberdeenshire, near Ballater and Aboyne, about an hour west from Aberdeen. The area is largely unspoilt, densely wooded, hilly with the Cairngorms bordering to the west. I chose the M77 to Glasgow, the M80 and M9 to Dunblane, then the main road toward Perth, the A9. We left in a light drizzle from home, which continued until we got to Dunblane, where we made our obligatory stop for a Subway brunch. The service and food in this particular outlet is always spot on, and we sat in to eat our breakfast subs, before heading north and east once more. At Perth, we headed off up the A90 to Dundee, where I stopped to fill the van up again at Tesco. We also shopped for our first few days’ provisions. This done, we headed north and east again on the A90 for Aberdeen, taking this route as far as Stracathro, near Brechin, where we left the main roads and headed down the lanes toward Tarland.

This in stark contrast to the dual carriageways, a narrow B road, where the Bongo feels much more at home than blasting up a motorway, takes us through Fettercairn, up and over Cairn ‘o Mount, and winds down to Aboyne. From here, it’s only another 10 or so miles through farmland on winding roads to our destination. The 200-ish mile trip had taken nearly 5 hours with our stops, but we arrived feeling relaxed. And so we had arrived, without incident or drama, safe and sound at the campsite on the outskirts of the village. We checked in, and were shown to our pitch, a lovely spot between trees, clean gravel, level ground, and not too far from the facilities. Perfect! Time to set up “Base Camp”!

Since we got the awning, we have been experimenting with what to take, trying to make things comfortable and practical, without taking far too much stuff. I did bring a bit more kit – a small toaster, a frying pan and an electric coolbox – and although we did use it all (especially the toaster!!), I am undecided as to whether it’s worth the clutter. It was nice to have a fridge full of cider, along with salad, butter, real milk etc, but probably not necessary. Similarly, although I used the frying pan to cook some gorgeous Aberdeen Angus, chilli and red onion flavoured quarter pounders, the mess was far greater than the pleasure. Luckily I cooked these outdoors, behind the van and under the tailgate, but the gas stove and table were covered in splatter. Still, the burgers were superb!

Woodland walks galore in the quiet surrounding forests. Autumn brings large varieties of fungi out.
Well marked trails abound, and I managed at least 10km a day from the campsite.
Peace and quiet on the Tarland Trails

With loads of walking in the area, it was easy to clock up my 10km each day. The Tarland Trails path network starts right next to the campsite, and offers superb mountain biking courses as well as walks up into the surrounding hillsides. Paths were a mix, from well drained gravel to muddy ruts and grass, but all were well marked with way markers showing you where to go. There are boards, both in the village and at the Trails entrance, mapping out the routes. If only we had something similarly well maintained near home! During our stay, even in rainy weather, the grass paths were mown, miles of them. If you enjoy woodland walks, or if you bike on trails, then you will enjoy Tarland as a destination.

Something else the village has going for it, are two pubs / hotels that offer superb food. During our stay – well, we were on holiday! – we ate in each of them, and thoroughly enjoyed both the food and the atmosphere, warm and welcoming. The Commercial Hotel is definitely a bit posher, the food presentation is more “gastro”, and slightly more expensive, but still excellent value. The Aberdeenshire Arms at the other end of the main street is more homely feeling, and food is served in the bar area. We ate equally tasty food, well cooked, and good portions, but it’s fair to say a more basic menu and slightly cheaper.

Lasagne, gastro chips and garlic bread in the Commercial – delicious!
The Aberdeen Arms on the right – cosy bar, lovely food, ice cold cider!

I suppose being on holiday is really about meal times, and what you do in between. You wake, have breakfast, then find something to do (or nothing at all) until lunch, and so on. It would be easy to pass the time without leaving Tarland at all, but we had decided we would do at least a few day trips, good practise unhooking from the awning, and more importantly, re-connecting when we return. This is something that going forward we will do more frequently, Lorraine really likes the extra space and versatility of the awning setup, especially for extended stays of more than, say two nights. It does take some extra time to set up, and to properly pack up takes a good deal longer than without it. Not practical for a touring holiday with a single night in each stopover, but very handy as a base camp.

We packed away inside the van, securing loose stuff, but leaving the bedding over the rock n roll bed as I pushed it back into the upright position. The kitchen pod was already out in the awning, so just our bags etc from the pop top to chuck in the awning and away we went. Probably with practise 10 or 15 minutes would see us away.

We had picked a trip to Stonehaven, and Dunnottar Castle, via Banchory. We made our way to Aboyne and the A93, and soon arrived in Banchory, a larger town with a bustling main street, plenty of parking and cafes. There’s a decent sized Tesco here too on the outskirts, and we elected to shop there on the way back. After a quick wander, we headed out again east towards Stonehaven.

unusual coffee stop in Banchory

The A93 is well maintained on this stretch, and we made good time to Crathes, where we turned onto the A957 which would take us to our destination. This road had several sets of roadworks, and also winds around a bit following the river valley, but the scenery was pleasant, we were in no hurry, and the sun was shining. We reached Stonehaven, conveniently in time for lunch! There’s a car park in the town square, so we parked up, and headed through the lane to the sea front. The town boasts a beautiful beach, and a well kept promenade takes you the length of the town from the old harbour to the attractions further along. There were cafes and tearooms dotted along here, so we picked one at random. we ate in the Waterfront Cafe, which has doors on the main street and sea front both . It was busy (always a good sign), but we were shown to a table straight away. The menu was extensive, and I picked a toasty with a side salad, Lorraine a Club sandwich – which was HUGE – lovely food, and very reasonable. I bought a couple of tray bake items for later.

We wandered the town for a bit, then headed back to the van, driving out of town south along the cliff tops the short distance to Dunnottar and the ruins of the huge castle there. The castle is built on a perfect natural fortification, a stone “island”, cliffs on all sides, with a narrow and easily defended spit of land joining it to the shore, only accessable after descended the cliff path, all the while exposed to the castle’s defences. There are well maintained gardens leading down to the castle, a large lodge house and an ice cream wagon. There are tours of the castle itself, but we elected to save that for another longer visit, and walked along the cliffs to view the fortress from the shore.

Formidable Dunnottar Castle
A perfect place to build
Stonehaven looking south toward the old harbour
North along the promenade
Shrewd marketing in the town’s main street!

We walked back up the gentle slope to the car park, climbed aboard Ali Bongo, and headed back toward Banchory and Tesco. It seemed to take longer on the way back to Tarland, stuck at every set of roadworks, and it was growing dark by the time we returned. I lined up with the pitch edge, Lorraine guiding me parallel to the awning, and we re-connected easily enough. We ate, then moved inside, as it was getting chilly. We watched a film on my tablet (we used to have a dvd player fitted, but found the tablet far more versatile) before turning in. A cracking day out, and new places explored.

More walks, more woods

Another day trip we took was only as far as Ballater, a 40 minute drive, but I took the long way round, stopping at the Burn ‘o Vat visitor centre for a wander. It appears that this centre allows overnight stops, for a small donation, and there is a toilet block here too. A really positive step from Aberdeenshire Council, and hopefully this is the future, with more of these basic stopovers popping up. If people behave, park where allowed, and minimise their impact on communities, perhaps we will be welcomed in more rural locations? We will see.

A busy car park in the good weather. Overnight parking allowed in the adjoining overflow area, with time restrictions.

Ballater is another bustling touristy town, loads of arts and crafts, outdoor clothing and tweed shops, as well as the variety of cafes. We have stopped here before, and returned to the cafe we have used before, the Bothy, on Bridge street. Another excellent toasty for lunch, and a wander round the village, in the more and more persistent drizzle. A Victorian holiday destination, Ballater, like other towns all over the Highlands, was once served by rail, the station buildings now repurposed as shops, so the buildings are distinctively typical grand affairs, with several hotels and a village green where festivals are still held. There is a large campsite on the edge of the village.

The bridge at the end of Bridge street over the mighty river Dee
Beautiful Autumn colours on the Ivy draping the gable walls.

We headed back to Tarland, and hooked back up to the awning, it was getting slicker with practise too. It was now pretty wet and windy, so we headed to the Aberdeen Arms for dinner. Then it was back to the warmth of the van, a movie and a few measures of whisky, just to keep the chill off, of course! Pulling the bed back down and straightening the bed only takes a few seconds, and we had an early night.

Our last day was spent wandering round the village again, the cemetery, the main street, and some of the forest trails. So peacefull, and relaxing. Of course, the village is active, people going about their lives, farmers driving through on large tractors, folk out meeting friends, shopping etc. But it doesn’t have that extra busy feeling that some of our old favourites now have. Aviemore, for example, just isn’t fun any more, it’s got way too busy. Tarland is still very much unspoilt, and we hope it stays that way.

Our morning of departure arrived all too soon. We had stayed for six nights, and had enjoyed every minute. We packed up, and although it was dry and sunny, the chill of the night before had left the awning soaking with condensation inside, and still wet outside from the heavy rain the previous evening. It was never going to dry, so we bundled it into the large plastic box I had elected to bring for the purpose. It serves as a storage box under the table in the awning for the trip, keeping food, belongings dry and off the floor, the it serves to hold the wet awning until we get it home. It works for us, and there is no point of folding a soaking tent up to put in the bag, only to unpack again straight away at home. We again retraced our May journey, taking the road through Ballater to Braemar, where we stopped for lunch. There were loads of very well-heeled tourists, predominantly English accents, wandering the town, and we found a table after only a short wait by the log fire in Farquarsons before tucking into a lunchtime fish and chips to die for! It’s easy to rave about food, but this was without doubt the best fish and chips either of us have tasted in a very long time. Beer battered fresh fish, chunky home cut chips cooked to perfection. Perfect!

The home of the famous Braemar Highland Games.
Views from the bridge in the village centre

We climbed aboard again, and headed out on the roads to Glenshee and on to Blairgowrie. This is a stunning drive, over the high mountain pass at the ski resort, then down and winding through Perthshire’s beautiful scenery. The sun was out, and the Autumn colours made everything look incredible. We pottered the twisting hilly roads, through Blairgowrie and on toward the west to rejoin the A9 at Birnam and Dunkeld. There are more direct routes, but we were in no hurry and enjoying the scenery. We joined the main route toward Perth, enjoying the stretch of road here that has had roadworks for what seems like forever, only to meet chaos at the roundabout approaching Perth! The bypass route was down to a single lane right from the roundabout, which was causing tailbacks of nearly an hour at this intersection alone! We met further delays on the A9, and again reaching Cumbernauld in the thick of the evening rush hour was not great. It was very late when we eventually and gratefully reached home, exhausted from the long day in the cab. We left the van unpacking until the following day, ordered a takeaway to round off our holiday week.

Tarland hadn’t disappointed, and had proved a worthy destination even for a longer stay. Ali Bongo had performed yet again faultlessly. Average fuel consumption for the entire trip around 31mpg. The awning had performed well this trip too, proving very comfortable for sitting in anything other than very chilly conditions. It was really handy too, to have the extra space in the van, with the kitchen pod out in the awning, and although it is pretty basic, it’s roomy enough for our needs, space for a table and a couple of chairs, the kitchen and coolbox. We mostly ate in it, and Lorraine graciously sat here allowing me a bit of a long lie too. While we will hope to get a few weekends in before the year end, this will likely be the last long stay, and we made plenty of memories and plans for next year’s adventures! I hope we can manage both a touring trip, and a “base camp” holiday too, and we are already making plans, looking at new destinations. There are certainly no shortage of places we want to visit, and Tarland has been added to those we are happy to revisit too!

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